Daniel Thrasher

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what really happens after you die. lyrics: Welcome to the After You’re in another chapter Take a seat, pal, while we look at your disasters With laughter, we’ve captured Every moment you’ve ever had From the super glad, to the very sad, or the really bad Like when you told lies to that broke guy Asked if you had change, you said my hands are tied You slapped your thighs, said “Sorry sir, I just buy with credit cards But I’ll get you next time, so bye-bye” Do you remember when you were on the phone with Grand-Pop Half-cocked, scrolling through the Gram, when you had to stop Saw a girl in a loose crop, started licking your lips like a kid in a candy shop Now I’m not the cops, but your pops was trying to talk to you And you were tuned out, with family in front of you (That’s not fair!) You weren’t there, your attention was broken, you were hopin’ Your gramps wouldn’t notice, you were floating but as he anecdoted He laughed at his own joke, asked what you thought, then your brain choked You said, “Hey could you repeat that? My reception here is real bad” Dude that’s so sad Look here kid you got it mixed up Thought you did a lot but you didn’t do enough You tried your best, you just confessed You made your nest, you like to rest You puffed your chest, like Adam West Little Batman, run away from the robbin’ Might as well jump inside of your coffin Come a knockin’, Frankly, now we’re talkin’ Shakin’ things up like you’re rockin’ maracas You put stock in your options, ride to the top Won’t stop til you drop this, pantomime’s up Try Mr. Nice Guy, if the time’s right Then you’ll do a good deed for a treat Like a dog, ruff #music #frank #comedy